Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.
tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably
sorry i think you misspelt brilliant
nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying
What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*
what the fuck
Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
Share this it might save a life
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
SMACKDOWN. GEORGE RR MARTIN WINS EVERY DEBATE EVER FOR THE REST OF TIME.
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab