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lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

29 minutes ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 41,614 notes

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

1 hour ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 85,129 notes
hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?


Ive never laughed so hard at a post

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 78,647 notes
3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 488,869 notes

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 249,651 notes
fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 477,872 notes

lysergic-asshole:

SMACKDOWN. GEORGE RR MARTIN WINS EVERY DEBATE EVER FOR THE REST OF TIME.

6 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 47,917 notes

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

6 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 144,790 notes

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

7 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 429,823 notes
indieurban:

slantyapostrophes:

This is my fucking favourite

i think this all the time

indieurban:

slantyapostrophes:

This is my fucking favourite

i think this all the time

8 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 157,095 notes