if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
be yourself, no one can tell you you're doing it wrong
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
at a horror movie
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.
You’re a good person
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan